sacred-llama-talk

spanish stuff

Thu, 20 May 2010 02:56:02 +0100

this is in spanish

para mi la amistad es algo que nunca deberias dejar de tener, x q tu aprendes de tus amigos y d sus errores.

y tambien creo q todo el mundo tiene una persona especial aunq no lo sepan

and this is the english translation
for the friendship you never have to stop having, you learn of your friends and errors.

and i believe that everyone is a special person but they might not know it.

BEHOLD RANDOMNESS!
(i do not believe the english translation is exactly correct. but its close enough.)
well, hello there!
i think i must be getting to sleep now, so goodbye there! :D
you are my friend. :)

>:(

Fri, 07 May 2010 03:37:28 +0100

hey! that wasnt fair!
i just typed a whole long bunch of stuff and... and... and... i accidentally pressed command-2 and it went to cartoondollemporium.com (btw its kinda fun... if your a girly girl. boys, dont try it)
anyway, i pressed back and ta-da! its all deleted! hooray! :(
so... hmm... i said something about my neighbor taking over my computer every day after school so i couldnt post.... hmm... something about no offense if your a slave on a southern plantation... yeah sorry i write a lot of random stuff. if you had read it before it got deleted it would make sense. maybe.
oh well. "if something can go wrong, it will."
i forget who said that. einstein or ben franklin, i think.
whatever! bye!

Watermelon question!

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:36:49 +0100

Each basket held 16 watermelons. Dan collected 1/2 of a basket. Kim collected 2/3 of a basket. Who collected more apples? Show how you know.

Okay. So let's break this down!

You have big HUMONGOUS baskets with 16 watermelons in each...

Those are quite sizable baskets, no?

Dan collected 1/2 of a basket, which would be 8 watermelons.

Are you with me so far?

Now, Kim collected 2/3 of a basket, which would be 10 and 2/3 watermelons.

A little complicated for 3rd grade math, but manageable.

Who collected more apples????

Wait.

I thought we were talking about watermelons??

If we are still talking about watermelons, then the answer is Kim.

Kim must be making one heckuva fruit salad. That's a lot of melons!

If we have switched to apples, then the answer is Bob.

While Dan and Kim were lugging around watermelons and cutting them up into random thirds, Bob grabbed the entire basket of apples and ran like hell, leaving both Kim and Dan entirely apple-less.

And that's how I know.

*copied from some random website*

hello people! guess wat?! I HATE HOMEWORK >:(
homework STINKS! :\
o yeah, sorry for the last 2 weeks, idk where the blogs went. but when i put the widget back, all the old blogs came back too! :D
im a happy bunnnnyy... :)
:| i'm going to go find a comment box widget from some website... your probably going to see it when you see this blog because im gonna do it right after i post this! yayyyyy

silly antelope says to dumpling, you round! i silly! i silly! i silly! and you taste like dumpling!
says dumpling, how do you know?
antelope says, because you are wat you eat, and you are cheesy!
dumpling says quietly, that doesnt even make sense... :|
*antelope rides away on dolphin* MUHAHAA
*dumpling eats self* wowow i AM cheese! yum, and pasta! no! i ate myself! i am cheesy, like silly antelope said. NOOOOOO
pony thinks, that does not even make sense.
wait, where did pony come from?! THE END
wait, what?

:P
comment box at side of page!

Stuff i did over spring break

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 05:55:14 +0100

i understand nothing new has happened on sacredllama... becuase i was on spring break at california!!!! (i live in nj so it was a big step 4 me)
we went to disneyland, and hollywood, and the beach!! hollywood is wack-o though. it has all these crazy clothing stores, and every 3 steps there was some weird guy asking you if you wanted tours of movie stars homes. my mom almost lost it at those guys. oh well! i saw meryl streep's and harry potter's concrete signatures in front of the chinese theater!
disneyland was tons of fun! i got 2 awesome t-shirts and a club penguin ninja stuffed thing. and we saw the fireworks display over the pretty castle at like midnight. sooo coooollllll
and the beach was good for boogieboarding. xcept one day it was really rough and my 2 cousins almost drowned trying to keep each other alive... and i almost drowned a couple times too. XP lol
well thats all... if i dont post anything for a while again, sue me. (not seriously, tho.)

I figgered out stuff!

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:28:06 +0100

hey PPLZ!
i no i havent posted for a looong TIME! dont yell at me!!! >:(
moo...
so... ya know wat i just figgered out? wait, lets see if u figgered it out...
on my last post, when i searched up bearing, if u click on the little speaker button, you can hear some nerd saying "bearing"! betcha didnt know that! MUAHAHAAA (if it doesnt work on ur computer, im sorry.)
but, anyway, i figured out that if i copy and paste MORE things like that, i can make a whole orchestra of nerds!
so... here goes...

have fun making ur own orchestra of nerds! (sorry, i might do a bigger nerdorchesta in the future.)
lolz i think i made a new word... cool!
i wonder how you comment on my blogs... o well... i'll figger it out somehow...
poopladoop, peoples! bye!

oldsters and bearings

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 05:55:45 +0100

ya know, lately i like saying 3 things... 'moo," "i like ice cream," and "do you like ice cream?"
watever... im growing more random by the day, so hold on to your bearings. hmm, wat do bearings mean? im gonna go look it up... ok hear it is.

bear·ing

[bair-ing] Show IPA
–noun

the manner in which one conducts or carries oneself, including posture and gestures: a man of dignified bearing.

the act, capability, or period of producing or bringing forth: a tree past bearing.

something that is produced; a crop.

the act of enduring or capacity to endure.

reference or relation (usually fol. by on): It has some bearing on the problem.

ok... now i know. so... wat i wanted to talk to u about 2day... is... a bunch of things.

first thing... you know what bugs me? when these old people look at you strangely when you say 'brb' or 'peoplez' and say, "Dearie, that's not a word. What are they teaching youngsters in schools these days? Come here and I'll tell you how tough it was back in MY day..."

second thing... you know how everyone says what they want to be when they grow up? well.. wat if there will be no growing up? what if we all die? and what if everyone is forced to take up one job? what if you cant build your dream home? what if the whole world just... changes? completely? look outside, and picture it in 30 years. (well, maybe u cant, cuz we dont know what will happen in 30 years) :( sorry for being so negative... well look to the bright side! maybe 30 years will bring happiness!

third... you know how i always start my sentences with "you know?" i know its getting on your nerves... but itz my instinct! i dont have any other way to start a sentence! do you?!

finally, fourth...
moo.
i like ice cream.

do you like ice cream?

SEE YA L8R PPLZ!!! :D

stuff to do

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 02:32:52 +0100

ok, on my last post i told u about dat website, rite? sooo, another one of my friends made a website called dianastuff.yolasite.com. u should go there.
okkkk.... so lately i've been puzzling ova wat to do. (well, actually i havent, but lets just go along with it) sooo i'm gonna put up a list of things to do... because theres nothing to do. gosh. im crazy.

•figure out how to make air freshener edible.

•paint a detailed picture of strawberry shortcake getting run over the train WITHOUT smiling or laughing. (extra hard)

•grow a chia pet in 2 hours.

•eat a banana.

•destroy the fabic of time. (dont do that)

•eat another banana.

•take a trip to easter island.

and by the time you're done with that (which will probably be a long time, i can tell you're going to die from laughter when doing the second one), you've earned a break. EAT A BANANA.
well, see ya l8r, peoplez!

HELLO

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:49:32 +0100

hi im josie as u probably alredy figgered out. i'm a silly person. lalalaaaa
do u like cheese as much as i do? (i dont like cheese that much)
soo... who are you? are you a stalker? glad to hear it. are you a non-stalker? even better. are you a criminal?
get away from me.
im gonna stop asking questions now k? u should go check out welcometotheworldofjss.yolasite.com (i hope i spelled that rite.)
I LIKE CHEEZE!
wait what am i talking about i like ice cream. WATEV BYE!